April 3: He called me "actually coherent." 🤣🤣🤣

Published on: 03/04/2026

Spoiler: it revealed more about him than he intended.

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April 1: The April Fool's joke that never ends (and it's not funny)

Published on: 01/04/2026

The measurement obsession that is absolutely not the point.

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March 30: "The good ones don't believe sh*t like this."

Published on: 30/03/2026

You've met this guy. Maybe in the comments. Maybe in the mirror.

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January 18: Roses are red, sausages are flailing…

Published on: 18/01/2026

You don’t need to fight the gender war. Just win your own relationship.

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